Love Hurts

Thursday, Aug. 17, 2006
5:07 PM

application of infant skull to parental cheekbone = ow

mastication of parental finger with brand-new teeth = ow

grasping and yanking of parental hair with little fingers = ow ow ow leggo!

tiny pincer-like grip to back of parental arm = OW!

It's a good thing you're cute, kid.